at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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