yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
