I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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