Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to make out with him forever
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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