Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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