so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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