You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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