Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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