Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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