Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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