Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
