We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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