I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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