You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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