I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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