Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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