Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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