Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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