so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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