physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
a search helicopter?!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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