so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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