have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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