he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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