You surviving the open bar?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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