Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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