I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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