oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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