No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
They are going to name an STD after you.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I touched a dick in church today
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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