If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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