You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
