Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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