You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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