Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i already hear my dad disowning me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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