**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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