what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
then he tried to convert me to islam
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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