I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Did you just see the Batmobile???
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
