Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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