Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
ugly people sure do ruin things
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
