sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
