only if we run a train.
done.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
