i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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