we're blogging at a bar
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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