Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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