Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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