oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
My brain says no but my pants say off.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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