If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
why do cheetos always look like penises
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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