Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
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