Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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