i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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