Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
i think i just lost a toe
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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