She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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