Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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