At least make sure they are 18
Why
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize