People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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