i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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