I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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