im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Found the puke drawer
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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