That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Randomize
