I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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