The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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